stripedshirtsandspectacles
mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’ 

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.
At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”
About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”
Or have it in code:
I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

mind-the-neurogasm:

gwladus:

autoluminescence:

thefriendlessfeminist:

PSA to the Michigan GOP.

#what if i named my vag ‘the dark lord’ #that would truly open up a whole new world of pickup lines #’the dark lord will see you now’ #’wanna be a death eater?’

both the post and the tags are A+

We should spread a mass movement where women will always refer to her vagina as “Voldemort” and treat it like it’s nbd.

At the doctor: “I think I there’s something wrong with my Voldemort.”

About to have sex: “Oh honey, I don’t think Voldemort’s gonna like that.”

Or have it in code:

I’m on my period: “Potter shoved a basilisk fang in my diary.”

thekingslover

thekingslover:

(prompt: hs!au fluff)

Cas had no idea what he was doing here. He didn’t have many friends, these kinds of school dances weren’t his scene. But here he was, at senior prom, dressed up in a tux and his hair slicked back.

He told anyone who asked that he was going just for the experience - to say he went. That wasn’t entirely true, though. The truth was standing on the other side of the dance floor, leaning against the wall.

Dean Winchester was the star quarterback of the football team and one of the most popular guys at school - for good reason. He was gorgeous, all freckles and laughs. A breathtaking wide smile. Eyes so green, Cas had some suspicion that they were contacts.

Dean was likeable, too. He had the kind of boisterous laugh that made everyone around him laugh, too, even if they hadn’t heard the original joke. He went out of the way to make sure everyone felt welcome - even Cas, who he always invited to his lunch table. Cas always turned him down, but that never stopped Dean from asking.

Even now, across the dance floor, the minute Dean spotted Cas, he raised a hand and waved. A smile spread across his lips.

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